I-Jaf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MGS :TTE Trailer]

how did you manage to take up 4.2 MB

that was a bit poo overall. i hope you get better at flash before u do this game. also being able to do snakes voice without sounding like you've got a sore throat would be good.

try to lower the sound quality to get it down to a good filesize aswell. if im loading 4.2 MB i want it to be worth the wait

[The Portal Outtakes]

rotflmao

this kicks an awfull lot of ass

["R"]

life... *sigh*

well, i stopped worrying about life and its meaning when i figured out that theres no meaning to it, it just happened.

if u look at all living things, they have one objective: make more of themselves. from bacteria to blue whales this is it. Salmon kill themselves in their thousends trying to get up a damn stream to do this. May flies are born, they mate, and they die, in one day. most animals spend all their time trying to survive the day, humans are just really good at surviving and so we have more free time think about things. like, if i tie this sharp stone onto the end if this stick i can catch food more easily.

being a philosopher must be an easy job, getting payed to think stuff up, easy money

[Rise of the MK: Part 1]

thats a damn good movie

very good, good animation and sound, apart from the titanic music, that made me want to punch the screen because i hate that film

[The Last Battle PART 2]

Ded good artwork in there

great. its nice to see some effort in a flash movie. i mean good artwork and real animation! how rare

[The Castle]

i hate sticks

i hate sticks, but its ok because you have killed the last of them. alas they shall return to flood the portal with their half assed crappy movies, created by someone trying and failing miserably to be like xiao xiao, one of the few good stick movies. into the obituaries they go. y do they bother?

[Red Tear Of Pain]

another failed attempt to be like xiao xiao

i cant beleve i waited for 3.5MB to load and it was ANOTHER stick movie. i was expecting a well made origional piece of animation, but noooooo, its another attempt to copy xiao xiao. is it so hard to think up an ORIGIONAL idea for a flash movie? im sick to death of these stick shit movies. there are a few good ones, but most of them suck, and this is one of those that suck.

u might consider lowering the quality of the sound to make the movie smaller. or you could not bother next time unless u can think of anything other than fucking sticks?!?!

[The Watcher]

be critical? ok

it sucked a bit with the lack of sound and the lack of overall effort with the drawings. when the guy was meant to be pleading for his life, he looked as if he couldnt give a crap.

y did the assasin from 'the government' have red eyes? had he been smoking weed? how can he jump off a cliff? and y does he have the wolverine claws? if i was going to do something like this, id make it more belevable.

if u wanna take someone out (and u are in the government), send in a fully kitted out swat team to bust a cap in all their asses. and tell the press they were terrorists plotting to blow something up when they ask

Slightly-Crazy-Dude responds:

Well i did ask and cheers for being honest, i know it lacked a real plot but thats ok im just begining too make flash.