I-Jaf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[::Bushido Battle EX::]

frame by frame, very nice work

i gave style a 5 because it's very DBZesque. you could develop it, steer away from DBZ and clean up the graphics a bit and it'd be even beter. but is it is it's still a very nice animation and must have taken a long time. well played

[Bonus stage #7: Cube]

good good

but timecube -is- a religion... it makes no sense and contradicts solid scientific evedence, see, it -is- a religion.

[Pot Song!]

cant be bothered thinking of something for summery

'and thanks to all who voted 5!'
hmm, it was ok but not worth a 5. so that little note there looks a bit pathetic

you can copy clocks if you want, nobody can stop you, just improve your flash skills and work on the animation. the pointless shape tween just makes it look cheap and noobesque aswell.

other than that, it was alright, but nothing special.

if you respond telling me to fuck off, or call me something... hurtful. then you'll just look like a fag because i'm trying to give you a constructive review here

Rho-VIII responds:

'And thanks to all who voted 5" is only saying thank you for people who DID vote 5, not implying for them TO vote 5. Ok, so I can't expect every NG user to vote 5, but that's life. I respect your review, as it is constructive as well as helpful, but that guy who posted before was an idiot and it was clear he was voting low because we are the "Lock Crew" as he put it.

[The Nail]

uuuugh

teenagers and thier- what was that? music? why so obsessed with death? i wasnt like that, i was content with being moody and grunting at people. aye i remember the good old days. in my day it was papa roach, that didnt last long though...

anyway this sucks, i didnt like it. i was not entertained by it. so i will vote low. the music was shite, guitar was mindless power chords and the drumming sounded like someone was building a shed, you could stretch the definition of singing to accompany whatever was in that song, but i'd rather not.

m0hawk responds:

Why watch the movie if you do not even like the music? That is exactly why I tried to make it obvious that it was by Children of Bodom. If you dont like that sort of music then, like I said before, dont bother watching the dam movie. Such a waste of your "precious" time. Oh yeah.. and Papa Roach suck ass, I like power chords and who said the guy playing the drums wasn't building a shed?

[-Star wars in 30 seconds-]

hmmmmmm

you tryed imitating that DBZ saga in 2 mins thing. that was funny because it had style, this has crappy graphics and no style. also, 30 seconds wouldnt be long enough anyway. develop your skills and/or put more effort into it.

<yoda speak>
ready you are not. to jafit-man you listen hmmmm. speak backwards i must, handycap it is
</yoda speak>

BlindxLink responds:

u listen to ur mom too much dude.

[Matrix Revolution Part 2]

when will the matrix sticks stop?

omg omg matrix sticks. i'd have never thought of this, its so origional.

good animation in parts, but the sticks and the matrix are so insurmountably overdone i'm sick of the whole theme and im sick of hearing the matrix soundtrack. when will these things stop?

also, why was it so short?

reloaded and revolutions sucked. keanu reeves cant act and the fights are stupid. thats my opinion, you must have liked it though since you made this.