I-Jaf's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pimp My Warthog 3]

nothing too new or interesting

i'm not a fan of dressup games and i havent played halo... good graphics, but boring

PODmedia responds:

Ok... thanks for the feedback, its a customizable game just for the record.

[Nunblaster]

nothing too new or interesting

it's very very simple and uninteresting. they just appear for no reason aswell, a bit more effort would have been good

InvaderDavy responds:

Work in progress...

[FLuBBER O3]

its impossible and boring

sorry to be so harsh, but it's just not a playable game, you should work on it... i like the SSMBTUAX, and the backgrounds nice, but thats all i can think thats good. the rest needs way more, themusics annoying, you're hurled inot the game without any time to get ready, the game itself as i said is impossible and what the hells going on anyway?

just work on it for longer, broarden it out a bit, maybe introduce dificulty levels, until then it has to be a low vote for you

Hardedge responds:

whatever you just suck thats all

[Ultra Happy Land]

fuzzy

how nice, i game that doesnt involve death or violence of any kind, how refreshing.

just improve the physics and make it longer next time

MissenLinx responds:

I know its great

[Learn Flash with Skubz!]

erm...

'people hate it when other people use motion tweening in their movies because its too easy'

what are u talking about there? i dont know anyone who watches a flash movie and suddenly goes: 'omg that cheap bastard used motion tweening! what a whore, im not watching this crap anymore'

theres not many tutorials on NG, and this ones for absolute beginners. i think people starting off just go to something like flashkit and sites like that to find tutorials, but it seems that a lot of them just make a god damn stick movie and clog the portal with it

afromonky responds:

HAH! Look at a LOT of movies' reviews. "Just a bunch of motion tweening", "Took no skill at all" And you know, you don't have to go exploding in my face...

[Vanguard Mercenary]

smack mah bitch up

i was surprised to see how little dakatania was wearing. she must be dressed like that so that her enemies just stop trying to kill her and stare at her while she beats them up

the games too hard, and i cant b bothered playing it right now anyway, slight hangover. but, its a good game

NegativeONE responds:

lol, well, it's a tactic as old as time. You've heard it before - "sex sells".
Yeah, game is a little hard.
Thanks and good luck with the, err, hangover :O

[lipsynching tutorial]

Useful

That would be a useful tutorial for beginners, i dunno if it'll be on NG long tho because im not sure if they keep tutorials, and if they dont they should.

infact, make a tutorial section.

i also like to eat cheese

esspat responds:

yeah, there are a few (not many, but there are some) tutorials on ng, mostly older ones though, and none on lipsynching :(
who doesn't like to eat cheese? ...well, lactose intolerant people for a start.