I-Jaf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cool Penguin TV # 01]

It's osmething to think about.

You raise an interesting point; Why -wasn't- she in the kitchen?

cool-penguin-0 responds:

I know, a good question.

[Penguin Jam 3]

insert delete home end page up page down

Shame there was so little of the penguin goodness.

cool-penguin-0 responds:

I know, THOSE NAZI BASTARDS DIDN'T SUBMIT THEIR FILM!!

[Penguin Jam 2]

__________ (one line summary)

STOPMOTION!! PWD!!!!
EAR SCENE!!! PWD!!!!
TABLE!!!!!!! PWD!!!!
RAWK!!!!!!!! PWD!!!! SQUARED!!!!
CLOWNS!!!!!! PWD!!!! AGAIN!!!!

Vote 6.

cool-penguin-0 responds:

Don't vote 6.

Vote 7.

[(2004) Glass of water]

has potential

clean up the graphics (i.e. make em less chunkey) give in an actual story instead of just an excuse to fight.

Knox responds:

i dont remember any fighting being in this movie

[anime tutorial 2]

le fail

vote 5? nah, dont think so... as tutorials went, that was poor. you need buttons so people can progress at their own speed. and your characters right eye was too close to the ear, so that would put me off following your advice. you didnt use primitive shapes to build up the head first either, you cant expect people to just be able to just draw a head. and i think the hair's quite easy, not the hardest part

KF-mwh-BK-toas responds:

for a 13 year old dude i am good dont ye think?

[Pot Song!]

cant be bothered thinking of something for summery

'and thanks to all who voted 5!'
hmm, it was ok but not worth a 5. so that little note there looks a bit pathetic

you can copy clocks if you want, nobody can stop you, just improve your flash skills and work on the animation. the pointless shape tween just makes it look cheap and noobesque aswell.

other than that, it was alright, but nothing special.

if you respond telling me to fuck off, or call me something... hurtful. then you'll just look like a fag because i'm trying to give you a constructive review here

Rho-VIII responds:

'And thanks to all who voted 5" is only saying thank you for people who DID vote 5, not implying for them TO vote 5. Ok, so I can't expect every NG user to vote 5, but that's life. I respect your review, as it is constructive as well as helpful, but that guy who posted before was an idiot and it was clear he was voting low because we are the "Lock Crew" as he put it.

[Bikini Karate Babes]

sigh

that was no not worth me waiting for 4MB, yes 4MB (more or less) to load, the action sucked, and it was all for a pointless dressup game

Geneticeye responds:

well this movie was just a test, i tryed motion tween first time ...
im so sry that you wasted your valuable time

[The Nail]

uuuugh

teenagers and thier- what was that? music? why so obsessed with death? i wasnt like that, i was content with being moody and grunting at people. aye i remember the good old days. in my day it was papa roach, that didnt last long though...

anyway this sucks, i didnt like it. i was not entertained by it. so i will vote low. the music was shite, guitar was mindless power chords and the drumming sounded like someone was building a shed, you could stretch the definition of singing to accompany whatever was in that song, but i'd rather not.

m0hawk responds:

Why watch the movie if you do not even like the music? That is exactly why I tried to make it obvious that it was by Children of Bodom. If you dont like that sort of music then, like I said before, dont bother watching the dam movie. Such a waste of your "precious" time. Oh yeah.. and Papa Roach suck ass, I like power chords and who said the guy playing the drums wasn't building a shed?

[-Star wars in 30 seconds-]

hmmmmmm

you tryed imitating that DBZ saga in 2 mins thing. that was funny because it had style, this has crappy graphics and no style. also, 30 seconds wouldnt be long enough anyway. develop your skills and/or put more effort into it.

<yoda speak>
ready you are not. to jafit-man you listen hmmmm. speak backwards i must, handycap it is
</yoda speak>

BlindxLink responds:

u listen to ur mom too much dude.

[RSFuture 1-3]

DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE RUNESCAPE SCUM!!!

runescape must fall. it sucks too bad, and so does this movie

Syrsly responds:

riiiggghhht... if you hate RS, please tell me why. If you haven't tried it lately, it has gone through a LOT of changes.